Even though I’m a non-cheesehead (in either the football and food sense), this still sounds interesting: At precisely 2 p.m. Saturday, the Whole Foods at 2218 Lower Greenville is working with five other Dallas-area WF stores to break the Guinness World Record with what WF pr person Karen Lukin describes as "the crack heard ’round the world." She’s referring to the "ancient art of opening happiness" or, in layman’s terms, cracking open a whole bunch of two-year-old cheese wheels simutaneously. Anyway, the event features free tastings and tips on wine pairings, along with a few recipes.