This sign was hanging on the door of the gym at Richland College. I understand what it means, but it put a funny image in my head.

Sneakers: But I don’t wanna play on the basketball courts.

Staff: Sorry, sneakers, you and the gym shoes over there have to play. Them’s the rules.

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And then there was this hand-sketched sign at White Rock Lake. If you lost a pair of glasses or, or maybe two putters, someone is making a solid effort to return them to their rightful owner.*

SAMSUNG

*Note: the Found photo is several weeks old and only serves entertainment purposes at this point.

Seen silly signs around the neighborhood? You can do better than the above, right? Send them to editor@advocatemag.com.