Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Yuk, yuk!

We know. We know. It’s a low blow, but we wanted to make sure all of our readers have good material for the impending holiday parties. They may seem crass now, but this compilation of Tiger Woods jokes, courtesy of Gordon Keith, will come in handy after a few mugs of the ol’ eggnog, when your good judgement goes the way of the cassette tape.

Keith, of Ticket Radio and WFAA fame, explains away his Woods-family exploitation as “healing through unmalicious laughter”. Sounds good to us.