And it’s Sterling Smith, whose use is certainly ingenious: "Overdue laser hair removal on my neck/nape," he wrote. "If there’s enough left over, I’d like to also go ahead and get the back and (ESPECIALLY) shoulders.  I shouldn’t be 28 years old and confused with a yeti."

We’re happy to do our part with $50 in restaurant gift certificates. The runner-up is Roger Hohnstein, whose check caused more problems than just figuring out what to spend it on. Hohnstein bought a new dishwasher with his check. But when the the dishwasher was installed, he found a leak that had been going on so long that his kitchen needed to be gutted. He gets $20 in restaurant gift certificates.