A friend of mine recently had a baby, and people from our church volunteered for various nights to take them food. My night turned out to be right after a particularly crazy day, so I didn’t have time to make anything (and I’m not that good of a cook anyway).

I decided to send them a couple of pizzas instead, and called Pizza Hut to place the order. I explained that the number I was calling from wasn’t the house to which I needed the food delivered, even expounding on the fact that I was calling to deliver food to someone else and why. I got all the way through the order, gave the operator my credit card number, and then, even after all of my explanations, was told to have that credit card ready when the delivery person arrived.