Wait a minute. This place I was so excited about, and spent literally minutes writing about, Gina’s Organic Kitchen, is closed? Did it ever even open? I tried to call once and visit twice, and it was, on each attempt, seemingly lifeless.
I did ask Gina’s Facebook page why no one was answering the phone, and they replied and apologized, but then they closed.
Now, apparently a joint called Zeno’s Famous Meatball Kitchen is moving in. I am sorry Zeno’s. I’ve had my heart broken one too many times. I can’t get my hopes up about you.
No, I will not be tempted by your rather alluring menu. Or your convenient location. Or your plenty innuendos—using the occurrence of the word “balls” in your brand to its fullest potential.
