Lake Highlands High grad Sheaffer Tindall Sims writes a hilarious Bachelor recap each week on her blog, Sheaffer Told Me To

When my girlfriends and I gather on Monday nights to watch ABC’s The Bachelor (don’t judge), we love to celebrate the show’s connection to Lake Highlands High School graduate and host Chris Harrison. If you’re a fan, though, and you’re not following updates by Sheaffer Tindall Sims, another former Wildcat – honey, you are just not enjoying the full Bachelor experience.

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In her blog, Sheaffer Told Me To, the wife and mom features weekly Wednesday recaps with gifs and photos from the show and verbalizes the snarky things we watchers are really thinking. Like when the girls acted happy to see Maquel come back after her grandmother’s funeral? #fakers. And Krystal’s angry meltdown when Bachelor Arie let the losing team of bowlers stay at the party, but cameras weren’t rolling? “Come on producers, get your head in the game!”

Okay, okay, if you aren’t a watcher, I’m speaking Greek. But if you know who Arie is, you need to know who Shaeffer is.

The Bachelor airs Monday nights at 7 on ABC.

Sheaffer Sims with her husband and son